Toop noukates !!!

hhh a yehdik lah a GOGO :p berkan tahiya zwina kolna mgharba^^

wa7ed lcouple 3roubi mchaw lresto o lmra bghat tchrb dkhlat ltoilette o chrbat o rj3at o rajl sala maklto jah l3tch gal lmrto hezi lcass jibi lia m3ak chriba o khdato mchat ltoilette o rj3at blkass khawi lrajlha galiha fin lma galet lih l9it wa7ed lmra galssa 3la dik lkhabiya lbida lool[b] [i]

wa7ed chinwi ja lmghrib o bgha ydwi f telephone sowl wa7ed lmghribi kifach ydir galih rah khssk 1dh o jbd 1dh darha f wedno bahc ydwi galih lmghribi laaa machi hakdak o chinwi jbd 2 dh l9a 1 3aya o 3taha liha o galt lih lah yrhm lik lwalidin o gal lmghribi chno galt lia jawbo lmghribi: galet lik chdatk boite vocale lol[b]

[b]wa7ed dri sowloh bach mat bak galihom b short khder

wa7ed chaf 3alamat 9if o howa yglss

wa7ed dri dkhl ltoilette o b9a kaygheni 3iycha 9ndichaa alllah amoulat lmrja allah ......... o hia tkhrj lih 3icha 9ndicha srf9ato o howa y3waj o bdakaygheni mali mali mali haakda haakda

[/b]haddi wahed tiyaba katiyb f sstah dial wahed ddar ou m3a doukhan ou dakchi taht fkouma ou mali ja tbib hlat 3yniha bachwiya ou howa y9ol liha chkoune ana alwalida ou m3a labess tablia bida 9atlo nta seffa 9alha chfti nti ila b9iti 3aycha al walida dardri 3lya l9arfa

Hada wahed rajel radi f teri9 o howa y derebou wahd l motor, rajel dit:malek a
sahbi hewel(ne voit pa bi1);l'autre le repond :"mali a sahbi zgeltek".

Hada wahd tilmid swlo le prof dialo gallo chno khdam babak gallo mo3lim gallo
chno khdama mamak gallo mo3lima o hoa igollo o chkon kaysref 3lik

Galak hada wahde rbe7 100 mlioun f Tirsi mcha 3nd sahbou galou ach ndir bhad l
flouss ; galou thala f rassak mcha howa chraha kolha casquitat

Hada wahed chmkar ssawel ssahbou kalih:"khotek chnou ssmithom?" kalih
sahbou:"khoti kolhom ssmithom Jilali...illa HAMID ssmitou faissal"

Hadi wa7ed l oustada dial lmath tjouwjate chffar ou houma ywldou chib'he
moun7arife

gualek a sidi hada wa7ed tkheless, jato 2000dhs fel kholssa, khdaha o ghadi
f'zen9a fer7aaaaaaaaane.
chouiya o houwa i tla9a b'wa7ed deriya zouina...
3rad 3liha f'wa7ed resto waaaaa3er (kay tforma ze3ma!), t9amete 3lih el ghda
b'1800dhs(je parle en dhs pck may diro had el 7ma9 gher mgharba!). b9ate lih
200dhs, gal f'rasso li liha liha o douwer m3a l'garçon b'hadik 200dhs li
b9ate.
lbente t3ejbate b9ate kat chouf fih ou gualte lih:
"nta weld men?
weld Ben Jelloun? weld Ben Kirane? weld Bennani?"
o houwa i dor fiha o
gualiha:
"ana weld el 7ram li tla9ite bik o jaybek lehna

hada wahed siyad aroubi mcha maa walidihe yakhtab wahed bent, la famille antaa
dariya rahbou bihoum odarolhoum atay liptone takalm dari ogale walidih yalahou
namchiwe f halna hade nass rahoum badawha basshour.

hada wa7d mskhskh wldou koul sba7 kayfy9ou m3a 6h ydfa3 m3ah tonobil.
wa7d nhar
lwld tla3 lih dem mab9a lo atare . mn 1990 ou houma y9lbou 3lih 7ta ban bah had
chhr fbrnamaje mkhtafoune kay9oul fih: ghir rja3 awldi rani chrit batterie!!!

galak hada wahed chamkar tla9a m3a wahed khayna ghandour khanez flouss l
ghandour sawal l chamkar galou bach hal t bi3 liya l kalwa lissriya diyalek
galou chamkar goul nta galou l ghandour 100000 riyal galou chamkar ou ila ba3t
houm lik les 2 galou l ghandour na3tik un million chamkar 3aj bo l hal howa y
goulou iwa tawa m3aya f koulchi o khali liya ghir niff hahahahahahaha

hada wahad lma3gaz kane na3ess wlbaaaard ta7atlih lmanta, whowa ygoul lmamah
ghatini galtlih ana mghatyak brrrda----- mmo m3gaza ktaaar menno

hadi 1 lemra sekhrat weldha .t3atel 3liha nezlat l zan9a mekhlou3a t9aleb 3lih
.l9at goudamha chomeur dial derb galtlou khouia hamid weldi sakhertou sebah yjib
lia loubia ou t3atel wellah ma 3raft ashnou ndir .galiha diri le3des

hada wa7d souwwel sa7bou: achnou hia "Pourquoi" bel3arbia?? ttani jawbou: 3lach.
lawal gallih : ghir souwweltak !!

galake hada wa7ade taya9ra les roman
bazafe o howa igoule l sa7abto
"je t
aime dit michel"